Woman's Logic

Scene: Lying in bed with my husband when we hear a strange sound outside. The mystery noise sounds like a baby crying.

Me: (in my head) Is that a baby crying? Why can I hear my neighbors' baby cry? When did my neighbors have a baby? Oh my god, it's the serial killer who makes baby cries to lure women to open up their door.

Husband: "Damn Cat."

Me: "Of course."