Labor Day Weekend in Bullet Point Form

• Drinking with 5 hour energy drink will cause you to stay up way too late, i.e. 4am.
• I'm too old to remember the rules to asshole.
• I'm not too old to find asshole funny.
• Drinking Project Runway is hilarious. We used the words design, style, bitches, and Ra'mon's interviews.
• It takes me days to recover from binge drinking.
• I'm in love with the Biscuit Acres, the dog park. I feel like I'm doing something with the dogs only I'm not the one running around and wearing myself out. It's amazing.
• Watching Glee, the new Fox show, is hilarious. Either because it really is that funny or because I was still hyper from the 5 hour energy drink.
• I did not have a hangover from the binge drinking which I believe is due to the 5 hour energy drink and it's million percent serving size of vitamin B.