Scene 1: A boy and a girl sitting a dark living room. A ceiling fan has been removed leaving a gaping hole in the ceiling. Between the boy and girl sits a disassembled fan and a flash light.
Boy
This should be easy. We already have the old fan down, and this fan says it should only take 5 minutes. We'll have this up in time to watch the football game.
Girl
Great! Let's hop to it honey! I'm so excited that in 5 minutes we'll have a new ceiling fan!
Scene 2: 2 hours later. Both the boy and girl have sore shoulders from holding the fan for hours. Both are arguing at each other. Both are in the dark with a light from the iphone flashlight app.
Girl
(After the 100th time of dropping a black screw) I quit. Leave the damn hole. I'm over the 5 minute fan. (Stomps away)
Boy
Please don't leave me here to hold up a none working fan while you throw a fit.
Scene 3: An hour later. Boy and girl cuddling on couch and enjoying their new ceiling fan and watching the last 3 minutes of the game.
1 comment:
hahahahah! Awesome.
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