A Big FU Gift Goes to:

• The guy that was offered a raise after only working here 90 days and still asked for more money.
• The same guy for threatening to quit if doesn't get more money.  You know what?  I didn't make your poor financial decisions, why do I have to get you out of it?  You knew how much you'd be making when you took the job.  That wasn't a secret!
• The ungrateful student who tore up his award right in front of the President because he didn't think it "was good enough." FU you little sh*t head.
• The insurance company for raising my premiums $50 a month (which makes it over $200/month) and then offering a 2% discount for not smoking.  Gee thanks.