Thursday morning should not feel like Monday choas

My morning:

6:15am - my father wakes me up from a deep dead sleep to give me my cell phone because apparently the alarm had been going off.
6:16am - I convince myself that if I lay down for 5 minutes I will wake up and that my back up plan is the 2nd alarm that is set for 6:45am
7:30am - wake up from deep dead sleep again, this time by trash men outside. I'm thinking its weird they are at my house so early until I look at my phone which says it's really 7:30.
I then try to get up in a hurry but feel like I'm drunk from sleep. I believe I ran into the same wall at least 3 times.
7:55am - driving to work when I realize I have my contacts switched. At a stop light I take out one contact only to realize I only put one in. I put contact into the worst seeing eye (even though its not the correct one) and look down at my lap like my other contact would magically be sitting there.
8:15am - get to work, still groggy, can't really see, and worried I will pulled in for a drug test because I still can't walk without running into walls.

From there I try to work. Nothing got accomplished and I'm exhausted. So I decide to turn out my light, crawl underneath my desk (I have window where you can see into my office so I didn't want anyone to see me) and closed my eyes while breathing in the positive and breathing out the negative. I told you I was weird. After what felt like 3 minutes which I'm sure was 10 minutes I crawled back out, turned on my light, and tried to work. I then immediately decided I needed to take my lunch even though it's only 11:30 and go to Sonic. I ended up going to Wendy's because it closer.

On a totally different note (which is hopefully more positive)

I heard this question yesterday so I'm posing it to you.

What was your favorite thing about yesterday.
Mine - my 15 minute work out class at work. There were probably about 8 women, we worked out our arms and laughed at ourselves. Lots of fun.

Update on wedding stuff: Honeymoon is booked! We're going to Monetgo Bay, Jamaica!!