Scene: Car show held at the school that I run.
Me: Welcome crazy car lady! We're so glad you and your cars are here!
Crazy Car Lady (CCL): Why thank you Teresa's assistant! I want to introduce you to my 10 assistants.
Me: Well, it was certainly nice to meet all of your assistants. As you know, I'm the director of the campus and we're just so excited to have you here with us today.
CCL: Oh, Teresa's assistant you're too kind. My assistants are like what you are to Teresa, they assist me.
Me: That's great Crazy Car Lady. I'm glad you have your 10 assistants to help you. Teresa only has one assistant and it's not me. Because as you know I run this school.
CCL: I'm so lucky to have my 10 assistants. I'm sure Teresa feels the same way about you since you assist her so much!
Me: Yep, that's why I have Campus Director on my name badge!