My life is a to do list.

Seriously. I'm exhausted. I'm working 10 - 12 hours a day and everytime I come home and relook at my wedding to do list I think of another damn thing to put down. Mind you out of the 27 items (which most have subitems) I haven't completed any. Including number 1 which is tanning. *sigh*

Working at the same place as my soon to be husband is fine. I barely see him. However, he is one of the reasons I'm working so late. He leaves at 4:30 to go to his second job and I stay late so I can work on his curriculum and next day activities, quizzes, etc. It's so bizarre. I refuse to see him fail. It doesn't matter what I have to do, but I really feel like I have some ownership in this company and since I recommended him for the job I can't see him fail. Weird. I'm trying so hard to not control things and just help him prepare for the next day. It's hard to not go "so did they like the in class activity I came up with?" Not my class, I have to tell myself that over and over again.

Moving on.

I'm moving. Soon. I haven't packed anything because I 'feel' like I'm packed since I have stuff in storage. Shockly, I have tons of stuff including wedding gifts at my current residence that I haven't touched to pack.

To much to do and too lazy to get started.

Updates

The Rock got let go this week. We'll miss him dearly.

In other news, Dave was hired as the new instructor. Random.

The Rock Says...

There will be a new weekly addition of "The Rock Says." I feel its important enough for everyone else to know the idiotic things that I have to hear from him.

Rock: "Is this game speed?" - Said during step class yesterday. I might be the retard here, but I don't recall step being a sport.

Unfamiliar with the rock? click here to be updated.

My pants no longer fit

So about a month ago I had an episode. I was walking into work, late of course, with my hands full. I had my work out bag, my purse, my lunch, and my drink. I turn the corner into a hallway that has an entry door to a hallway which has another door to the same hallway. I enter the first door, trip on my pants, fall face first. Shoes fly off and of course I have no arms to stop myself since I have them full of crap. It looked like a scene from a movie. My arms are flailing, shoes fly off and one is actually propping open the door behind. Thankfully no one saw me.



Today wearing same pants and shoes...

I get up to run some errands on my lunch hour. My hands are full of crap that I need to return. I see a coworker in the hallway outside of my office and we're making small talk. I'm still walking away until I trip on my pants and fall face first. I can't catch myself because my foot is tangled up in my pants and my arms are full. I hit the ground and everything goes flying. My shoe is still stuck in my pants and other coworkers come out of their office to see what the commotion is about.



I couldn't stop laughing.

Weekend Updates

Bacheloretteness happened this weekend. For the full story please go here. I would have to say in my non bias opinion that my party had they best looking girls. No random matching t-shirts that down graded the cuteness of everyone. So much fun and so many panties!

The following day I played softball. It only felt like a mistake this morning. I'm so sore. I believe its a combination of dancing the night away then pretending that I can actually play softball. I did get two hits! 1 single and 1 double! I know! Now I just need to learn how to play outfield where I can estimate the depth of the ball so I can catch it. Maybe Dave and I will play catch this week so I can get more practice. Softball was fun! Mainly because it was at my playing level and I wasn't the best or worst player.

Before the bachelorette party I had pre-cana. For those that don't know what it is, its a pre-wedding class for catholics. We talked about sex for 7.5 hours. Next week we get to talk about communication, finances, etc. I still believe it was appropriate to have pre-cana prior to this bachelorette party, like it was appropriate that I went to STL for that bachelorette party the weekend before I was confirmed.

So obnoxious I had to blog about it

So I work with this guy who is a complete douche bag.

1. He always refers to how he's training for baseball. Apparently he played in college (junior college) like 12 years ago before he tore his knee. But I guess playing on a men's summer league is "training for baseball."
2. He states how fast he can pitch a ball. He no longer plays baseball, therefore, even though he says he's training, I doubt he's training like professional baseball players. He still says he throws 90 miles/hr fast ball. I doubt it.
3. We are having a friendly intramural volleyball & wiffle ball match between both campuses. Today he says "how hard do you want to win?" I reply "what?" Which he replies "cause I could break some noses with my spike." What? You're an instructor at a vocational school who no longer plays college baseball! Then he says "I've done it before. I've broken somebody's Oakley's off their face." Stop talking.

I have given him the nickname the rock. Because I truly believe he's as dumb as one.

15 minutes of Fame

What's that saying? Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame? Well mine is here. My picture that has been on the side of the cosmetology school (for a year now) has moved to the side of the busy highway. So if you are on this busy highway passing the Sheridan exit you will see me staring at you.

In other news I went to the first round championship of the CBI tournament. TU won!! Barely but they did it. Now we just have to win again at Bradley and we'll win the first ever CBI tournament. I'm sure we'll have a banner hanging in the arena after the win.

Shower/Bachelorette party this weekend. My fear of people not coming is vanishing as people are RSVPing. I think it goes back to like 5th grade when you have a birthday party and you wonder if people are actually going to show up or if you'll be the lonely birthday girl with no one at your party. Thankfully I'll be cool enough to be with friends.

Invites went out yesterday. Go me!

Finished the baby blanket that I started in February for the baby that was born March 21st. Hopefully I'll get it to Melissa before her baby is one.