Top 5 things you don't want to say to your boss

1. "Things have blown up today..."
2. "My flight has been delayed and I will have to stay in Dallas overnight."
3. "Thank you for sending me to St. Lucia but my boyfriend lost his passport."
4. "The conference that you sent me to Vegas for was yesterday..."
5. "The conference that you sent me to Vegas for we didn't even sign up for..."

All of which I have had to say to my boss.